Short story long... It was the night the Dark Knight was opening in theaters. Me and my buddies have been anticipating this movie for a pretty while. After the movie, we were all so pumped about how AWESOME! the movie was and couldn't stop talking about it the entire night. We were talking to each other in Batman's voice, and flying in The Bat like it was the Batmobile. While we're back at our rooms, alcohol consumption begins, and talk of the Dark Knight continues. I think in my drunken thought process I said something along the lines of "dude, how sick would it be if I put The Dark Knight on my car?" Not a second afterwords, every Bat Fan's eyes opened up like I just invented a new way to masturbate. As everyones head started turning towards my laptop, I fly into my seat and begin my Ebay quest for Dark Knight related emblems. Soon I discovered new laser cut acrylic Dark Knight emblems and 6 Batwings began it's journey to our dream.
A week later our precious Bat Wings arrive, but how did "The Bat" come to mark its place on my Rav? As I was taking the Super Sick Bad Ass wings out of my package, I see punched out laser cut acrylic letters T H E B A T come out and I knew then and there, I dub thee "THE BAT" Immediately hair dryers, pliers, paper towels and windex went flying into the driveway, creating...
First impressions of my Bat Buddies were nothing less than shock and awe, or more like "holy shit dude, sick!" and "that's badass man, fucking THE BAT!" Since I ordered 5 extra emblems, there should be a Red Mustang, Black Evo, and a Jeep Wrangler joining the ranks of Batmen. Thus starting the Bat Car Club.
T H E B A T
shh...
