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Headlines from the year 2030:






Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh

Largest country in the world, Mexifornia , former ly known as

California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized

As Mexifornia's third language.



Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and

Livestock.



Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.



Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.



Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of

The Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and

Lebanon).



Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10

More years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.



France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.



Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported

Legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.



George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.



Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and Reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.



85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight Loss.



Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.



Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter

Speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

(Hummmmmmmmm)



Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.



Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.



Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.



New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly Swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.



Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political Contributions to campaign accounts.



IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.



Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

On the 30 year anniversary of approving it's first "sales tax"... Puerto Rico Government agrees to raise the rate to 30.0% 22. The New York Yankees have won another World Series title, bringing their all-time total to more than 50 at last count. The Boston Red Sox, on the other hand, have not won a World Series title since 2004.

The cost of Boston's Big Dig has now surpassed one googol dollars as the project of moving the entire city underground is passing the fifty year mark. However, New Hampshire's plan to move the entire state of Massachusetts underground and cover it with concrete is still making its way through Congress.

and for those of you in NH:

Manchester-Boston-Portland-Hartford-Providence-New York-Philadelphia-Washington-Miami-Chicago-Los Angeles Regional Airport will once again be changing its name and will now be known as United States Regional Airport. The purpose of this name change, just like all previous name changes, is to help tourists from outer space recognize that the airport is located on Earth, and is conveniently located only 24 hours from all places around the globe.






Now, send this to whoever you want to and as many as you want and

Guess what....NOTHING will happen. No miracles, no money, absolutely

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Nice. I like it very much. I wonder what Texas will become.


I'll add another one.

21. New Zealand remain the only country where no nuclear material present.
 

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I will add:

22. The New York Yankees have won another World Series title, bringing their all-time total to more than 50 at last count. The Boston Red Sox, on the other hand, have not won a World Series title since 2004.

23. The cost of Boston's Big Dig has now surpassed one googol dollars as the project of moving the entire city underground is passing the fifty year mark. However, New Hampshire's plan to move the entire state of Massachusetts underground and cover it with concrete is still making its way through Congress.

and for those of you in NH:

24. Manchester-Boston-Portland-Hartford-Providence-New York-Philadelphia-Washington-Miami-Chicago-Los Angeles Regional Airport will once again be changing its name and will now be known as United States Regional Airport. The purpose of this name change, just like all previous name changes, is to help tourists from outer space recognize that the airport is located on Earth, and is conveniently located only 24 hours from all places around the globe.
 

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Jeff said:
and for those of you in NH:

24. Manchester-Boston-Portland-Hartford-Providence-New York-Philadelphia-Washington-Miami-Chicago-Los Angeles Regional Airport will once again be changing its name and will now be known as United States Regional Airport. The purpose of this name change, just like all previous name changes, is to help tourists from outer space recognize that the airport is located on Earth, and is conveniently located only 24 hours from all places around the globe.
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