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Ok. Does anyone else with a Blizzard Pearl Rav have this problem: my wife runs into a bird every time she's on the road; & she always has, at least, three near misses. I've come to the conclusion that she's either the antichrist, or they just can't see her car.
 

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I've come to the conclusion that she's either the antichrist, or they just can't see her car.
Does anybody REALLY know anyone?

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Yes it is her fault. Sell the car and get a black YUGO and the problem will be solved. :wall
 

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Her name wouldn't happen to be Tippi, would it?
 

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LOL. No. She literally broke down crying yesterday because she killed another one. When she described how it bounced off the grill and smacked the windshield; it took everything I had not to laugh out loud. I just kept imagining it being cartoon-like; with the bird slowly sliding up the windshield.
 

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My mate has killed a lot of birds with her vehicle because she leaves for work just before rise. And your darlin's schedule?
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She goes to work around 5am. But there's no specific timeframe for her vehicular bird homicides. She's a 24/7 menace to avian society.
 

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Have her make certain that it's a pheasant, duck, goose, etc. and then she can even bring dinner home!:smile
 

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She got another one yesterday & one today. We're driving 11 hours to Florida soon. I figure we'll kill at least five on the trip down there.
 
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